Life: Hey Daniel, you know what’s fun that you haven’t done in awhile? Teaching your parents how to use government websites.
Me: Actually, that’s not fun at all. It’s exasperating for everyone involved.
Life: Well lucky for you, the City of San Jose just put their entire bidding system onto a terribly built website and your father needs your help to navigate the entire thing!
Me: But…wait, that’s..
Life: As a bonus, we’ve added 15 more useless steps to the process that you’ll have to explain in detail, in Korean!
Me: What the f…
Life: You’re still terrible at Korean right?
Me: I mean…terrible is kinda harsh…
Life: And you’re still working in San Francisco so you’ll have to do everything over the phone, right?
Life: Oh my god, I can’t wait. I just have to make you do this RIGHT NOW. It’s just too much fun!
Me: But I have to go to wor-
Life: DO IT NOW BITCH.